The Beard Deconstruction Poll

Alright, folks. Normally I don't need help to make myself look like an ass, but this time I'm asking for your input; not out of necessity, but for the sake of fun.

I currently am sporting a full beard which I would like to ditch before 4/28 (next weekend). But, in the sage words of Neil Peart: "The point of the journey is not to arrive," so I'll be shaving it off in stages. Here's where you come in.

I want ridiculous, horrible, haggard, funny, and gruesome suggestions for what each stage should look like.

Each morning next week I will shave another part of my face and keep it that way until the following morning. The only stipulation is that the soul patch region must stay in tact, because that is the destination -do.

I'll make the final call for each day, as it is my face... but you could have your input on my face.

And I'll post progressive picture blogs, of course.

So get on this! Do whatever it takes to get in touch with me and tell me what facial hair-do I should sport for a day. Email, comment here, MySpace, IM, or even call!