The following are things that consistently make me laugh, and I want to share my joy with you. You deserve it for being a The Tauz Blaug Faithful. Please don't die laughing, because I'm not sure of the legal ramifications that would come back on me in that instance.
WARNING! The first three of these are NOT SAFE FOR WORK... they're also marked with a NSFW in the description above each one... (But my guess is that if you're checking my potty-mouthed corner of the Internets already, you're probably not too worried about running across some vulgarity.)
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND. This is the Internet video that beats them all. I've probably posted it before, or made you watch it in person, or quoted it in your presence...but it's so worth watching again. A special thanks goes to Joe for introducing me to it via his website. The language used makes it NSFW. Absolute Favorite Lines: (TIE)"Fucked the shit out of bears" & "Made love like an eagle falling out of the sky"
Here's another (NSFW!!) piece from genius Brad Neely. It's not quite as kickass as the Washington video, but it definitely ranks up there. As with all of these, it benefits from multiple viewings. Absolute Favorite Line: "You fucking know he was, man."
(NSFW!!) What can I say? Neely's amazing, so here's yet another bit from his brain. Funniest Bible Lesson. Ever. Absolute Favorite Line: "...a fuck-to-death burning pile of caca..."
I love the SNL Digital Shorts and this one proves that Andy Samberg's comedy can make me nearly pee my pants with laughter. Just ask Molyneaux. Absolute Favorite Line: "Uh...someone's in here!"
I find this Digital Short to be quite inspiring. Thanks to Brett for reminding me how hilarious it is...Absolute Favorite Line: "Double Punched!"
The last one I have for you is a Funny Cat Montage.
HEY! Where are you going?!?
I know sitting through another stupid, boring one of these is a hard sell... But don't skip this one based solely upon the fact that it involves cats. Hear me out.
As a staunch anti-cat person, I have determined that this is the ONLY thing that cats are good for: Being fodder for entertainment on the Internets. I grudgingly watched this at Caleb and Autumn's one night. It turned out to be well worth it.
At first I giggled at the cute/goofy stuff. But then, a few minutes in, one cat in particular set me off on a one-way trip to Uncontrollable Gasp-Laughville. This cat did something to make me start laughing, and I then continued to laugh very hard for a solid five minutes (if not more) after I started. Soon I was gasping for air and yelling "Oh fuck!" with every breath I managed to take in. Then came the tears. I don't remember the last time I laughed like that. So you should watch this particular montage.
The video starts out innocently and predictably enough, but when you get to the cat who decides to take on a ceiling fan, that's where I fucking lost it. HARD. Absolute Favorite Part: Ceiling Fan Cat, clearly.
Hope you liked 'em and that the embeds all work! If not, drop me a comment or something...
